[MoM] IC CONTACT POST

[microbrobotics]

"Hey, you've reached Hiro Hamada. Text me like a normal person and not a weirdo."

Comments

[bombshelled]

You're welcome in advance.

[microbrobotics]

okay okay hang on

[ Cue a pause while he listens. Huh, not bad Lana. ]

[bombshelled]

[ Patiently waiting, listening to her own handiwork. ]

[microbrobotics]

..... huh. not bad.

[bombshelled]

What song are you on?

[microbrobotics]

uh halfway? but nice job opening with one about "we could be heroes." i already twitch whenever i hear that word.

[bombshelled]

I figured you'd like that one.

[microbrobotics]

ha. you figured right.

but okay why so many romantic songs on here.

[bombshelled]

Not only do I have to teach you how to be cool, I have to teach you what it's like to have a crush on someone

You know, so you can recognize it when you meet that special person

[microbrobotics]

boooooo never. i don't need a special person.

[bombshelled]

Someday you're going to realize how wrong you are and you'll come begging for forgiveness

"Lana, I was so wrong! Thank you for teaching me about love! You're so wise and all-knowing!"

And I'm going to laugh in your face.

[microbrobotics]

exactly those words. definitely. you got me pegged.

[bombshelled]

Yep. It's my power.