[MoM] IC CONTACT POST

[microbrobotics]

"Hey, you've reached Hiro Hamada. Text me like a normal person and not a weirdo."

Comments

[bombshelled]

OK why do you keep keeping shit from me?

[ This and the superhero stuff in general and then whatever happened when he was little that Tadashi doesn't want to talk about. ]

[microbrobotics]

[ Well. He'll tell you about the superhero stuff. Not so much about the childhood things, since he barely remembers that. ]

hey i just didn't think of this one yet. a guy named krei built a teleporter but it has to cut through an alternate dimension first to get where it's going. it's like the inside of a lava lamp.

[bombshelled]

not seeing a downside...

[microbrobotics]

well. okay it is really cool in retrospect. but i also almost died in there?

[bombshelled]

Oh. Yeah ok, no more teleporters.

[ 'Cause you can't go dying, little not-bro. ]

[microbrobotics]

yeah that's my thought too. the alternate universe is fine, but the portal tech itself was real unstable, so ...

[bombshelled]

Could you maybe learn from the portals they have here?

Hypothetically speaking

[microbrobotics]

huh. maybe i could.

[bombshelled]

See? I could be a genius too, if I actually gave a shit

[microbrobotics]

ha ha ha. is THAT how it works.

[bombshelled]

That's exactly how it works.

[microbrobotics]

i stand corrected. all those years of experience, worthless.

[bombshelled]

Sorry to burst your bubble. All those many, long years of work, out the window...

[microbrobotics]

better quit my job now while i still have dignity left.

[bombshelled]

I'm sure Tony Stark will take it well.

[microbrobotics]

he'll cry himself to sleep every night for a week.

[bombshelled]

LOL. "Who will build my robots now???"

[microbrobotics]

exaaaactly.

[bombshelled]

Speaking of robots, when can I expect my baymini?

[microbrobotics]

come over to de chima #1 and i'll give it to you now. or drop by work sometime. either way.

[bombshelled]

Ooh never been to De Chima. I just go to the porter and they let me through, right?

[microbrobotics]

yep pretty much. from there it's easy.

[bombshelled]

K I'll text you when I'm close.

[ Then, an appropriate amount of time later... ]

Yo loser where's your house?

[microbrobotics]

ooooooone is the looooonliest number

[ He's also flicking the lights on and off in all the upstairs rooms - yours too, Tadashi - with his technokinesis. Like the brat that he is. ]

》action!

[bombshelled]

[ OK she sees the flashing lights.

DING DONG, MOTHAFUCKA.

(When Hiro answers the door she's looking down at her nails, blowing bubbles in her gum like Gogo. ]